She disappeared from our lives without a word. I never expected to run into her at a Quik Mart in between jobs.
Whatâs a guy to do when he finds his first crush? Follow her home, of course, and remind her of all the things sheâs missing.
I didnât know that holding onto Riley would involve living in a trailer park.
Or keeping it a secret from my sisterâher best friend.
Riley is completely at home with lawn-mower racing, beer-guzzling exhibitionists. She doesnât think I can handle it. Well, Iâm going to show Miss Trailerhood that Iâm here to stayâno matter what trailer-park mayhem she puts me through.
Love is patient, love is kind, love means buying a single wide.