Let's see…

Uncover years' worth of lies. Got ya. Get trapped in a small town full of weirdos. Yep. Make a phenomenally stupid decision to sleep with a sexy stranger from the bar. You bet. See him the next morning and fall into his charms. Double yes. But wait for it . . .

GET ENGAGED to the said stranger after knowing him for two weeks? That would be me.

Fake engaged, I might add, but Jacob seems to forget that little part as he tears down wall after wall surrounding my cold, beaten-up heart. He is everything I am not and never knew I wanted but now? The blonde Viking, aka town goofball, is my fix, my drug, and medicine.

Why did you choose me?

Because you piss me off the best . . .

Contains mature themes.