This is a work of art. I have developed a new style of writing called Still Life Prose. still Life prose comes from Still Life painting and it's a depiction of objects using colorful epiphanies. My work is also a rewriting of the Philosophies of existentialism especially that of Camus and Sartre which negates and paints a dark picture of life. Life for the author is the celebration of meaning. The author has also developed new idioms for contemporary culture and society. The author also dissects his past, in a mode of critical irony. There are also many allusions made by the author.