"I'm going to do things to your body that nobody has ever done before. I'm going to make you feel joys and pleasures that you didn't know were possible..."

Nobody believes college student Kenny Dawkins when he says that a vampire moved in next door - despite the fact that the handsome and mysterious new neighbor first showed up at midnight dragging a large rectangular box into his basement.

When Kenny and his best friend Sam decide to investigate further, Kenny finds out that spying on his hot, older neighbor has all kinds of unintended consequences. It's time for the young man to find out if it's true that vampires suck – in more ways than one!