New York Times–bestselling author David Sedaris offers a hilariously twisted take on selfishness and greed in this book that will delight readers and parents alike.

This selfish sister only thinks of herself, and she wants it all—even her brother’s kidney! Everything must belong to her! But who can possibly tell her “no”? Her family must cater to every whim—but where does that leave sister in the end?

With rhymes, David Sedaris has created a sickly hysterical yet genuine romp of a read.