Special ops Firefighter John just wanted to spend some quality time with his wife, Sandy, but - as usual whenever they tried to get intimate - fate stepped in and pulled them apart. Sick of him being called away so often, they get into an argument, with Sandy telling him that she wished for once he could see things from a woman’s perspective.

Little did she know that she was about to get her wish…

Can anyone help him put out the three-alarm blaze burning in his pants? Amazon won’t let me say more, so look inside for some hot action.