Apocalypse? Check. Demonic invasion? Check. A hellhound with an attitude problem? Unfortunately, check.

Artemus Steele's life was weird enough before he started juggling flaming swords and battling creatures from the pit. Now he's part of a ragtag team trying to stop Armageddon, armed with nothing but newfound powers they can't control, a book of prophecies they can't read, and a hellhound who keeps eating the furniture.

As Chicago becomes the flashpoint for celestial warfare, Artemus and his misfit crew must master their abilities, decipher ancient riddles, and save the world - all while dodging fireballs, demon claws, and the occasional hellhound temper tantrum.

Who knew the End of Days would be this ridiculous?