If you’re a mom (or mom-to-be) who wants to raise decent

human beings, maintain your pre-baby identity and not lose

your sh*t along the way, congrats: you’ve

just found the parenting book of your

dreams.

The Rebel Mama's Handbook for (Cool) Moms is a girlfriend’s guide to early motherhood. It’s the Coles Notes for all those boring

baby books you never get through. It’s the

instruction manual you wish your kid(s)

came with—complete with cocktail list.

Welcome to motherhood. Let’s do this . . .