The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing yearsâexcept Biff, the Messiahâs best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in this divinely hilarious, yet heartfelt work ""reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams"" (Philadelphia Inquirer).
Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Saviorâs pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But thereâs no one who loves Josh moreâexcept maybe ""Maggie,"" Mary of Magdalaâand Biff isnât about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
