Detective Ronan Boyleâs To-Do List
⢠Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf
⢠Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns
⢠Reorder dog diapers (XL)
⢠Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earthâs finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting)
⢠DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut
⢠PROVE PARENTSâ INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order)
⢠Get new shillelagh and beret for âhot leprechaun summerâ
⢠Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog
⢠Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? Noâbury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it
⢠Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If heâs even still alive?!)