From Mally Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, comes this whimsical collection of hilarious imagined text conversations from classic and modern literary figures.
Life and Death Are Wearing Me Out : A Novel
Mo Yan
book
The Diva's Guide to Selling Your Soul
Kathleen O'Reilly
book
Salty
Mark Haskell Smith
audiobook
Satan's Sisters: A Novel Work of Fiction
Star Jones
book
How to Be Funny : The One and Only Practical Guide for Every Occasion, Situation, and Disaster (no kidding)
Jon Macks
book
Rich Kids of Instagram : A Novel
Maya Sloan
book
Weird but Normal : Essays
Mia Mercado
audiobook
I Think, Therefore I Draw : Understanding Philosophy Through Cartoons
Daniel Klein, Thomas Cathcart
book
You Kant Make it Up!: Strange Ideas from History's Great Philosophers
Gary Hayden
book
Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules
Tobias Wolff, Akhil Sharma, Charles Baxter, Amy Hempel, Patricia Highsmith
audiobookbook
F*ck You Haiku : Little Breakup Poems to Help You Vent, Heal, and Move On
Kristina Grish
book
I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!: Tales from the Delivery Room
Larry Bleidner, Irene Zutell
book