The real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond.
Iâm assuming youâve picked up this book because youâre either curious about having kids, youâre currently up the duff, or youâre stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or youâre killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard.
Either way, this book is your pregnancy, birth and postpartum BFF.
is your one-stop, no-filter guide to everything from swollen vulvas and dinner-plate areolas; from shitting in labour to the horror of postpartum haemorrhoids; from mindless sleep deprivation to salvaging a sex life when your pelvic floor has hit the floor. But mainly, itâs a reassuring reminder that feeling slightly (or shockingly) out of control with a newborn baby human is entirely normalâŚwe promise.Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches