Hailey Jennison is smart, funny, and, unfortunately, stacked like a blonde brick house. She's well aware of the impact her looks have on the male gender, and she hates it. Socially awkward, she keeps to a safe, boring routine, meeting friends once a week for dinner, some laughs, and entertainment. Entertainment comes in the form of a little harmless voyeurism, watching the living, breathing sex god across the quad parade around his apartment half-naked. Hailey watches and yearns, indulging in this weekly fantasy that almost—but not quite—satisfies her every desire. When Gage catches Hailey in the act of ogling him, he gives her a choice: go out with him, or he'll call the cops. But he has no intention of calling the law down on every man's fantasy. For he's been watching her, as well. And he has plans to fulfill her every desire. Warning: This title contains the following: girls' night, harmless peeping, and a man named Mr. Tool.