Bernie Rhodenbarr is actually trying to earn an honest living. Itâs been an entire year since heâs entered anyoneâs abode illegally to help himself to their valuables. But now an unscrupulous landlordâs threat to increase Bernieâs rent by 1,000% is driving the bookseller and reformed burglar back to a life of crimeâthough, in all fairness, itâs a very short trip. And when the cops wrongly accuse him of stealing a priceless collection of baseball cards, Bernieâs stuck with a worthless alibi since he was busy burgling a different apartment at the time ⊠one that happened to contain a dead body locked inside a bathroom.
So Bernie has a dilemma. He can trade a burglary charge for a murder rap. Or he can shuffle all the cards himself and try to find the joker in the deckâsomeone, perhaps, who believes that homicide is the real Great American Pastime.