In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet-solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini skirt clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the Holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the "happiest, safest place on Earth," mass panic is sure to ensue-and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his A.I. companion wired directly to his brain-yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.
The Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Raven Haired Rogue [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
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The Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Raven Haired Rogue [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
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Destiny [Dramatized Adaptation]
Alex Archer
audiobookElvendude
Mark Shepherd
audiobookA Meeting At Corvallis (3 of 3) [Dramatized Adaptation]
S.M. Sterling
audiobookThe Far Far Better Thing (1 of 2) [Dramatized Adaptation]
Auston Habershaw
audiobookLike Father, Like Daughter :
Tyrone Hamilton
audiobookHallow Point [Dramatized Adaptation]
Ari Marmell
audiobookHeroes Road: Volume One (2 of 3) [Dramatized Adaptation]
Chuck Rogers
audiobookThe Guns of Nana Joan [Dramatized Adaptation] : Space Team 5
Barry Hutchison
audiobookPerhaps the Stars (1 of 3) [Dramatized Adaptation] : Terra Ignota 4
Ada Palmer
audiobookWitchy Eye
D.J. Butler
audiobookMurder on Gramercy Park
Victoria Thompson
audiobookExile to Hell [Dramatized Adaptation]
James Axler
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