âThereâs never been a better quote book for only three bucks.â âUncle John
In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readersâ Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the worldâs most memorable quotations. In this e-book, youâll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, youâll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights:
âą Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks
âą When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments
âą What Mark Twain didnât say
âą Hollywoodâs all-time weirdest acceptance speeches
âą Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV
âą Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts
âą Ancient quotes that still resonate today
âą Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newmanâs observation: âIt is useless to put on your brakes when youâre upside down.â
And much, much more!