Ronan Boyle
Detective Ronan Boyleâs To-Do List âą Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf âą Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns âą Reorder dog diapers (XL) âą Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earthâs finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting) âą DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut âą PROVE PARENTSâ INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order) âą Get new shillelagh and beret for âhot leprechaun summerâ âą Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog âą Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? Noâbury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it âą Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If heâs even still alive?!)