You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog:
Equasos Live!
The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun
trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including:
⢠âMister, Donât You Poop on My Haypile, Pleaseâ
⢠â(Everybody) Get Funkyâ
⢠âLetâs All Visit Equasosâs Merchandise Tableâ
⢠â(Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise)â
⢠âQuit Horninâ in While I Eat this Leprechaunâs Faceâ
And just wait âtil you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. Heâs such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle
and heâs on a mission to save his captain and clear his parentsâ names, which is ridiculous because once you see him
youâll know he couldnât save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid,
though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person Iâve ever seen.