Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?
Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?
Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?
Congratulations! 🎉 You’re just like everyone else.
This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:
✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.
✔️ Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t.
✔️ Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions.
Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including:
🔥 "Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.)
🔥 "Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.)
🔥 "Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.)
🔥 "Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.)
If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods— this book is for you.
Because here’s the truth:
🚀 Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder.
🔥 And now, so can you.
WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.
