What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army—with his butler—of course.

Meet Captain Willard Phule and his company of misunderstood misfits. Together, they've taken space by storm—and left a tradition of zaniness and laughter in their wake . . .

Desperate to kick Phule out of the Space Legion, General Blitzkrieg sends a crack team of environmental investigators—including celebrity canine Barky the Environmental Dog—to sniff out Phule and his unnatural disasters.

It doesn't take long. Phule is hosting a group of big-game hunters who think they can bag a dinosaur on Zenobia. Needless to say, dinosaurs are not a native species. But cold, hard facts never stopped a Phule . . .

And neither will Barky's cold, wet nose.