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Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

'...and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

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11.20 a.m.This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.11.25 a.m.Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.11.28 a.m.And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.12.00 p.m.It is soooo boring being brokenhearted…

…but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school – urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.


Author:

  • Louise Rennison

Narrator:

  • Louise Rennison

Series:

  • Volume 5 in Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Format:

  • Audiobook

Duration:

  • 4 h 37 min

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Teenage and young adult
  • Love and life

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    Louise Rennison

    was a journalist, comedian and beloved author. She was the creator of the series which won the Bronze Nestlé Smarties Book Prize. Louise was also awarded Queen of Teens and the Roald Dahl Funny Prize. Louise passed away in 2016 at 64-years-young. She left behind a legion of adoring readers who still hold the Ace Gang close to their hearts.

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