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Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

There are six things very wrong with my life:

1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.2. It is on my nose.3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter – afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew – she’s really got her work cut out!


Author:

  • Louise Rennison

Narrator:

  • Louise Rennison

Series:

  • Volume 1 in Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Format:

  • Audiobook

Duration:

  • 3 h 53 min

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Teenage and young adult
  • Love and life

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    Louise Rennison

    was a journalist, comedian and beloved author. She was the creator of the series which won the Bronze Nestlé Smarties Book Prize. Louise was also awarded Queen of Teens and the Roald Dahl Funny Prize. Louise passed away in 2016 at 64-years-young. She left behind a legion of adoring readers who still hold the Ace Gang close to their hearts.

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