Planet Earth burns in nuclear flame.
But The System was kind and wise enough to transfer all its little humans into a new world.
Everyone has been granted a new name, a starting bonus, and a rousing kick up the backside.
Some got a sword, some a crown, and me . . .
A potato?!
How am I supposed to take over the world with this thing?
System, are you sure you're so kind and wise after all?
