He told everyone you slept together (when you didn't)

He licked your face like a dog while you were making out

He told you he thinks your mom is hot

...And all you can say is OMG!

But then what? In this hilarious guide, comedian and coauthor of the WTF? series Jodi Miller offers real-life reactions for the ridiculous (and repulsive) everyday dating dramas you must endure.

From forgetting to tell you he has crabs to his baby mama hating your guts, you'll find solutions to the dilemmas that make you say, "Oh My God!"

So the next time he asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or you catch him checking out your best friend, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult the OMG!: Guys advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!