Byron is tall, handsome, well spoken, wealthy, and has outstanding taste in wine and food. Youâll be impressed by his impeccable attire and eloquence in conversation, ranging from Baroque art to the newest advances in pharmacology. With his charming smile and elegant manners, Byron truly is the perfect date⌠and who doesnât love a man who appreciates opera? Whatâs the catch, you ask? Just this: if Byron finds you suitable, he will subject you to utterly depraved forms of torture. No, Iâm not talking about S&M. Byron will mutilate, rape, and then kill you. Donât think that you will survive the encounter, because you wonât. He has a perfect record. Intrigued? Would you like me to arrange a rendezvous? It has to be in the next few days because heâs leaving on a trip south to much warmer climes, and his calendar will be completely full. Yes? Very good. I will make a reservation for two under the name of Smith. Who am I? Iâm Gloria, his personal assistant.