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Try free nowThe Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump...
A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
Peter studied languages at Oxford University, England, and lives in Devon with his wife Lucy and their two children. After a career as a non-fiction editor, he turned to writing for children soon after the birth of his son Theo. Egmont published his very first children's book, the bestselling , which was shortlisted for the Red House award and the inaugural BookTrust Book of the Year awards.
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