A witch without magic. A vampire without a cause. And a mysterious death that brings them under the same roof.

When I learn I've inherited a house in Salem, I'm sure it's a mistake. Besides, I have zero desire to return to a town where I'm an outcast.

The surprises continue when I meet my tenants, including a broody vampire and a foodie wolf shifter.

But I'm only staying around long enough to sell my long lost aunt's house.

Even when they convince me to go to a Halloween ball. Even when I agree to pretend to be the vampire's girlfriend. Even when I discover his softer and oh-so-sexier side.

Because a witch without magic in Salem makes as much sense as a pig with wings. And I've never seen one fly.

Contains mature themes.