"The Golden Years Suck!"
Told Pat Simone, 62
My retired husband can't get it up anymore. And the worst part is, the old coot wouldn't even try. At sixty-eight years old, the sorry old bastard has thrown in the towel and given up what his horny wife loved the best.
Naturally, I haven't given up sex and I won't! Even though I'm over sixty, I'm still an attractive woman with a real nice figure and more than average sexual needs.
The fact is, Pat Simone just has to screw, and by hook or crook, she was determined to find someone who'd be more than happy take care of her still horny body. But, who would that be? Surely, there had to be someone out there to help satisfy me.
