Search
Log in
  • Home

  • Categories

  • Magazines

  • E-books

  • Audiobooks

  • Help

  • Download app

  • Use campaign code

  • Redeem gift card

  • Try 14 days free
  • Log in
  • Language

    🇫🇷 France

    • FR
    • EN

    🇧🇪 Belgique

    • FR
    • EN

    🇩🇰 Danmark

    • DK
    • EN

    🇩🇪 Deutschland

    • DE
    • EN

    🇪🇸 España

    • ES
    • EN

    🇳🇱 Nederland

    • NL
    • EN

    🇳🇴 Norge

    • NO
    • EN

    🇦🇹 Österreich

    • AT
    • EN

    🇨🇭 Schweiz

    • DE
    • EN

    🇫🇮 Suomi

    • FI
    • EN

    🇸🇪 Sverige

    • SE
    • EN
  1. Books
  2. Fiction
  3. Contemporary fiction

Read and listen free for 14 days

Cancel anytime

Try 14 days free
0.0(0)

I Never Do This

MEET THE UNFORGETTABLE YOUNG WOMAN, LaDene Faye Howell, who finds herself in police custody recounting her story after her paroled cousin Bobbie Frank appears and engages her in a crime spree.

LaDene Faye Howell has spent her life in the small town of Devola, on an oxbow of the Muskingum River, in southeast Ohio. Her family is conservative and deeply religious, although another branch of the Howell clan are notorious criminals. When one of her outlaw relatives returns from prison, LaDene hopes the two of them may share an evening of fun, or even a spark of romance. Instead, Bobby Frank embroils her in kidnapping their old high school principal.

Taken into custody, LaDene recounts her misadventures in the form of a dramatic monologue. Pledging to "tell all in full truth so help me God," she hopes to keep herself out of jail and perhaps even soften Bobby's likely sentence. She also aims to capture her listeners' sympathy by recounting a secret from her past that she has never shared before.

Told with country noir flair, the heart of the story is LaDene's struggle to live as her own person while remaining true to her heritage and family loyalties.


Author:

  • Anesa Miller

Narrator:

  • Amy McFadden

Format:

  • Audiobook

Duration:

  • 6 h 36 min

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Fiction
  • Contemporary fiction
  • Fiction
  • Comedic fiction

More by Anesa Miller

Skip the list
  1. I Never Do This

    Anesa Miller

    audiobook

Help and contact


About us

  • Our story
  • Career
  • Press
  • Accessibility
  • Nextory One

For professionals

  • Offers for professionals
  • Partner with us
  • Investor relations
  • Instagram
  • Facebook

Nextory

Copyright © 2025 Nextory AB

Privacy Policy · Terms ·