In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet-solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini skirt clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the Holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the "happiest, safest place on Earth," mass panic is sure to ensue-and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his A.I. companion wired directly to his brain-yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.
The Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
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The Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
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The Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
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The Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
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The Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
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The Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
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The Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
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The Frost-Haired Vixen [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
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The Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
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The Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
audiobookThe Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
audiobookThe Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
audiobookThe Frost-Haired Vixen [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
Lawrence Ganem, John Zakour
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