See, Iâm usually the one who solves problems, being that Iâm a minister and all. Yes, you heard it right. I might not look like one - i.e. rounded on all the right edges and a propensity to wearing clothes showing a smidge of cleavage. And itâs true if youâve heard that I have Victoriaâs Secretâs site as my homepage. Like it or not, thatâs me, Pastor Jane Angieski. Iâm fully licensed, fully educated, and fully confused most of the time.
Truth is that if I could have just resisted the lure of dark chocolate Iâd have stayed happily ignorant about sex slaves, black-market babies, cheatinâ preachers, and an assortment of lowlifes that have intruded on my cluttered, fluttered, and frazzled life. And with that restraint, I would never have been rejected, arrested, and nearly exterminated. Or fallen in love. But wait, like always, Iâm getting ahead of the story and how it all happened.
Sensuality Level: Behind Closed Doors