The last time my teacher laid a hand on me, he almost killed me.

I can't believe I married that… I mean, my college professor. You think what we blandly call domestic abuse doesn't happen to someone like me, a nerd smart enough to get her PhD in her twenties and become a professor herself. Well, it does.

But don't you dare feel sorry for me. The monster is behind bars for now, and I've moved to Forest Grove, Oregon to start fresh. Where it's safe from monsters. Right?

WRONG.

Forest Grove is swarming with...danger. The kind you only read about in paranormal romance books. I'm talking vampires, shifters like huge wolves that come in twins, and many more.

P.S. They are NOT smoking as hell beasts who swoon and fall in love with you forever like they tell you in those reads. Well, the smoking as hell part, yes...of course...how else will they mess with your head...but not the second part.

And each beast thinks they have some sort of claim on me because of some stupid prophecy. What the hell?

To make matters worse, my monster of a husband is now on the loose, sending me notes, threatening me to go back to him or else, while the sizzling beasts in my class want a piece of me, LITERALLY.

Survival 101 doesn't even begin to prepare you for this.

What would you do?

HELP!

This is a 350-page standalone that got a sequel, All the Teacher's Little Belles, based on readers' requests. No cliffhangers though.

This book is a black comedy with INSTA LOVE, swoony characters and a traumatized unreliable main female character. If that's not your thing, download All the Teacher's Bad Boys instead lol.

You like vampires, shifters, monsters, twins and dark stories with extra spice and humor, this paranormal why choose romance is definitely for you.

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