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We’re going to need a bigger drink…
Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.
After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.
On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).
However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…
Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?
Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?
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’Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’Louise Pentland
‘A blast!’Daily Mail
’Defiantly funny – we need more books like this!’Georgie Hall
‘Sex education was never like this the first time around!’Julie Ma
‘Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!’Shazia Mirza
‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’Platinum
‘Hugely relatable!’Heat
‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’Best
'Funny, frank and loving… Enjoy!'Lesley Sharp
‘Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling’Kitty Wilson
‘Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!’ Linda’s Book Bag
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irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful‘Absolutely raced through this book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!‘’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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listening to my best friend‘It felt like I was telling me tales of her dating experience.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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'Hugely relatable!'Heat Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love , a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!Divorced Not Dead Readers LOVE !Divorced Not Dead