Description：
Nadia wakes up inside a Mary-Sue vampire romance—as the doomed villainess, the mean girl who insults the heroine and gets drained dry by page thirty.
Determined not to die, Nadia has a plan: become so aggressively, cloyingly devoted to the gorgeous vampire heartthrob who's supposed to kill her that he can't stand the sight of her. He buys the heroine breakfast? She's already at his door, waving. He wants blood? She stuffs twenty pounds of pig's blood into his blankets with a sweet little "I want you to wake up to the thing you love most."
But the more she simps to survive, the more her cold, two-hundred-year-old "boyfriend" seems to melt—and the more she suspects he isn't protecting his next meal at all. He's protecting her.
A hilarious, heart-fluttering paranormal rom-com about surviving your own tragic backstory.
