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The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf.

These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste.

Highlights include:

—W. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."

—George Burns:” "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city."

And many more.


Author:

  • Robert Byrne

Format:

  • E-book

Duration:

  • 471 pages

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Culture
  • Literature
  • Nonfiction
  • Language
  • Comics and humor
  • Humor
  • Comics and humor
  • Quotes

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    Robert Byrne

    Robert Byrne is the author of seven novels, five collections of humorous quotations, seven books on billiards, and an exposé of frauds in the literary world. Byrne was born and raised in Dubuque, Iowa, where he has a regular humor column in the Dubuque Herald Times. Visit his website at Byrne.org.

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