There are three guaranteed ways to ruin a perfectly unstable marriage: 1. Tell your beautiful new bride sheâs the devil. 2. Tie one on, and donât come home. 3. Oh, and letâs not forget, uncover family secrets that rock both of your worlds. I really need a rewind because now my temporary wife is pissed as hell and wants a quickie divorce. Wooing her is my plan. Sending flowers, writing love notes, and even serenading her are some of the sure-fire methods Iâve learned from watching her favorite romantic comedies. In all of those films, one grand gesture leads to the woman falling at her manâs feet, cueing sappy music and epic make-up sex. Too bad my girl isnât following the script. Short of riding in on a white horse, Iâm at a loss of how to win her back. Unless⌠Every girl dreams of a Prince Charming, right? Well, I can redefine myself, and turn this party boy into one. She insists itâs impossible. I disagree.