Byron is tall, handsome, well spoken, wealthy, and has outstanding taste in wine and food. Youāll be impressed by his impeccable attire and eloquence in conversation, ranging from Baroque art to the newest advances in pharmacology. With his charming smile and elegant manners, Byron truly is the perfect dateā¦ and who doesnāt love a man who appreciates opera? Whatās the catch, you ask? Just this: if Byron finds you suitable, he will subject you to utterly depraved forms of torture. No, Iām not talking about S&M. Byron will mutilate, rape, and then kill you. Donāt think that you will survive the encounter, because you wonāt. He has a perfect record. Intrigued? Would you like me to arrange a rendezvous? It has to be in the next few days because heās leaving on a trip south to much warmer climes, and his calendar will be completely full. Yes? Very good. I will make a reservation for two under the name of Smith. Who am I? Iām Gloria, his personal assistant.