READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s reads her fourth book ‘Dancing in my nuddy pants’.

"Yeah… a snogging fest."

"Sacré bleu!"

Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.

I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."

"Oo-er…"

"D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."

"Was he dancing?"

"No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…"

Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

Enjoy the vair hilarious exploits of Georgia and her pals in this special bumper 2-in-1 edition.