Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie!
Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampireā¦fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evilā¦until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns donāt exist), and theyāre shocked she survived. Theyāre even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearlās family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the Kingās feastāas the entrĆ©es.
The only problem? Pearlās starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friendsāespecially the cute guy who makes her fangs acheāto be slaughtered? Then again, sheās definitely dead if she lets down her family. Whatās a sunlight-loving vamp to do?