You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog:
Equasos Live!
The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun
trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including:
ā¢ āMister, Donāt You Poop on My Haypile, Pleaseā
ā¢ ā(Everybody) Get Funkyā
ā¢ āLetās All Visit Equasosās Merchandise Tableā
ā¢ ā(Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise)ā
ā¢ āQuit Horninā in While I Eat this Leprechaunās Faceā
And just wait ātil you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. Heās such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle
and heās on a mission to save his captain and clear his parentsā names, which is ridiculous because once you see him
youāll know he couldnāt save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid,
though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person Iāve ever seen.