Detective Ronan Boyleās To-Do List
ā¢ Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf
ā¢ Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns
ā¢ Reorder dog diapers (XL)
ā¢ Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earthās finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting)
ā¢ DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut
ā¢ PROVE PARENTSā INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order)
ā¢ Get new shillelagh and beret for āhot leprechaun summerā
ā¢ Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog
ā¢ Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? Noābury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it
ā¢ Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If heās even still alive?!)