He forgot your birthday.
He always leaves his socks on the floor.
Heâs glued to the tube all weekend for every game.
Letâs face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the âtalks,â counseling sessions and self-help books fail, thereâs only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you:
Bury the remote in the backyard Have lunch with an ex Pick a fight during the game Book a male masseuse for your next massage Delete his DVR recordings And many more!
Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long itâll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, heâll never misbehave again!