I thought kids were annoying. But after I meet Ana, the MILF next door's daughter, I change my mind. She has the same sense of humor that I do.

She's a cool person, just on a smaller scale.

And hanging out with her means more time with her mom.

Makenna is easy on the eyes, but would be better on my bike.

Getting close to me is a risk. But I would lay down my life for them. Take a bullet.

Girls like battle scars, right?

Contains mature themes.