Peter "Penis" Caldwell (nickname bestowed courtesy of popular jock, Jackson Davis) didn't necessarily have a lot of things going for him.
1. See "Penis."
2. He attended high school in a small town that was as bigoted as it was boring.
3. He was maybe, sort of, a little bit (a lot) gay.
None of that meant, however, that Peter was prepared for the consequences when he is bitten by a giant wolf during a reckless night of teenage adventure. Consequences that smack him right in the face when he is simultaneously saved and snatched by a mentally-imbalanced man who's convinced that he's a long-distance relation of Jacob Black. That's right: werewolf. Mr. Big and Bad claims Peter is one, too, now that he's bitten him.
Forced to adjust to pack life in a hidden society, Peter's not sure what he longs to do more: throttle the man who's bitten him and ruined his life so conclusively, or throw himself on Mr. Big and Bad's ridiculously firm lap.
Contains mature themes.
