In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet-solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini skirt clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the Holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the "happiest, safest place on Earth," mass panic is sure to ensue-and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his A.I. companion wired directly to his brain-yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.
The Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Raven Haired Rogue [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
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The Peach Blonde Bomber [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Blue-Haired Bombshell [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Sapphire Sirens [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Bionic Bikini [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Doomsday Brunette [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Radioactive Redhead [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
audiobookThe Flaxen Femme Fatale [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Raven Haired Rogue [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour
audiobookThe Plutonium Blonde [Dramatized Adaptation]
John Zakour, Lawrence Ganem
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Masks
Karen Chance
audiobookGetting Wilde
Jenn Stark
audiobookWarlock Holmes: The Hell-Hound of the Baskervilles : The Hell-Hound of the Baskervilles
G.S. Denning
audiobookThe Vanished Queen
Lisbeth Campbell
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Jenn Stark
audiobookThe Heart of Valor
Tanya Huff
audiobookThe Wrong Dead Guy
Richard Kadrey
audiobookYellow Jessamine
Caitlin Starling
audiobookThe Stress of Her Regard
Tim Powers
bookWarlock Holmes: A Study in Brimstone : A Study in Brimstone
G. S. Denning
audiobookScandal in Babylon
Barbara Hambly
audiobookThe Man with the Golden Torc
Simon R. Green
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