To continue training at the guild in the capital, or pack it in and get out before the orcs take the city by siege?

For answers to this and other questions, check out the latest issue of "F—k If I Know" magazine! And it sure would be nice if the greenskins were the only threat.

In any case, I'm already good enough to face any challenges the system can throw at me with a smile.

Time to have some fun!

P.S. When do I get to learn how to be an elf?!