Dear Mister.. . . no, too formal.
Hey there sweet cheeks. . . no, too forward.
*Clears throat*
To whom it may concern,
Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer — because it was free.
I think it's important to be open and honest with your co-workers, don't you?
So here I am, being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.
I have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. But what they don't know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesn't scare me. The fact is, I'd love that bite of yours to nip at my bare skin while we're both wearing nothing but sheets.
For once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees.
And as long as we're being honest, that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show you exactly who's boss.
Love,
Sincerely,
Yours
Marijana
2023-03-22
Jag tyckte om den❤️
Bergströms
2021-08-07
This one is SO, so, good, I just love me some shouty, sassy (and sexy) office romance. In LSY, The Hot Headed Boss Man can’t get a grip on why he never noticed The irreplaceable Total Babe Package employee, until she’s on her way out the door. The poor CEO gets his fabulous hair in a total tousle every other page since being driven up the wall by said employee. Tempers clash and secret crushes flare up, thanks to some birthday beverages and electronic interventions. This story unfolds like a volcanic rollercoaster, spurting sizzle and sass all over the place, but be aware, this shameless little tale is not the “bushels of bang for your buck”-type of tale. This story is not a sinful sprint but a moan worthy marathon, that takes it’s long a** time reaching full body contact. We’re talking handshake at 50% through, hand-on-arm at 67% and no kissing for the first 80%. But the sizzle-factor heats upp to full tilt in a flash. To be honest, the book could just as well have ended at 85% but like any true HEA Romance, we get to bask in the sweet and sassy aftermath and are treated to an extra epilogue in the voice of Hunter -Romes BFF and all round fun and hunky Man Child.
Lina
2021-02-21
Gav upp 30 min in, den manliga uppläsaren gav en illa skriven skitstövel en ännu värre upplevelse. Den manliga huvudkaraktären är ett as, en jäkla skitstövel med taskig attityd, unken kvinnosyn och bara svär hela tiden. Oavsett hur hans arc ser ut framöver i boken så är det inte en bra början att man avskyr en karaktär som det är tänkt att man senare ska tycka om.