"A pair of fugitive extraterrestrials take up residence with the Hayes family . . . genuinely comic storytelling" from the bestselling author (Library Journal).

What more could a thirteen-year-old want than two best friends who can help him get his first girlfriend? Young Drew finds out when he befriends two aliens, Zorg and Flez, who help him take his new girlfriend on a whimsical first date to Minneapolis, Mars, and Egypt in one night. Everything is perfectly cool for Drew until his encounter with Blog…