Detective Ronan Boyleâs To-Do List
âą Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf
âą Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns
âą Reorder dog diapers (XL)
âą Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earthâs finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting)
âą DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut
âą PROVE PARENTSâ INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order)
âą Get new shillelagh and beret for âhot leprechaun summerâ
âą Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog
âą Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? Noâbury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it
âą Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If heâs even still alive?!)