Simon & Emily are in love. Theyâre also damned to hell.
Itâs complicated, but trust me, Iâll walk you through the details.
Perhaps I should introduce myself:
Hi, Iâm your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives.
Jane Austen, this is not.
In this tome youâll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives.
And itâs funny, did I mention itâs funny?
Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.*
*Spoiler alert